..::Bastard & Friends - Don't be a bastard!::..

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The Bad Breath Bastard

OK, can this individual not sense that they have nasty funk coming out of their mouth? Gum or mints aren't that expensive and there are plenty in a pack. So why aren't these bad breath bastards taking them into consideration? Who Knows!? Or how about a visit to the dentist in the near future!? I could recall a time when this person's breath was so bad, I had to literally stop breathing for a few seconds until the experience was over. During that time, I was blowing air out of my mouth to try an attempt to deflect the halitosis that this individual had. Ewww!

From: NeedAMint2

The Bastard Boss

Okay, they have to do this on purpose: You're just about to take off on Friday afternoon, ready to chill with friends and loved ones, when your boss "asks" if you'll do overtime. What is it with these bosses? Do they really need the OT or is this just a power trip?

From: SickPay23

The Can't Park Bastard

Don't you just love it when you're about to park in the finest parking stall possible? Or how 'bout when the parking lot is full and there's only one spot left when you're just about to pull in…and a 5-MPG monstrosity is taking up 2 stalls---and the last spot?! Seriously, is the stall too small, is another parking lesson needed or can you not just park at all? Or, what about the able-bodied bastard who parks in the handi-capped spot for his own convenience? Dude, it's for the physically handi-capped, not mentally handi-capped!

From:ican2prk

The Freeloading Bastard

The sleight-of-hand bastard who's always a day late and a dollar short. Why is it that there's always one person that never likes to pay for their share of things? Especially when it comes to paying for their food that they've already ordered. Do they not always have money or is it because they know someone is always going to spot them? And, it almost always occurs after a session of eating out when it's time to pay the bill. They either will pay the exact cost of the meal based on the price in the menu (not including tax or tip by the way) or just won't pull out any cash whatsoever.

From:ipayulater

The Rude Bastard in Movie Theater

Why do people go to the movies to ruin other people's experience? Why? You pay admission to watch a movie thinking there would be no interruptions, but suddenly there's that individual or group of bastards that decide that talking during the movie either on their cellphone or to their friends would be OK. Well, we have something to say to that..."IT'S NOT! SO SHUT UP!" and let us all have a peaceful experience while watching a movie.

From:can_u_hearme

The Unsanitary Bastard

We wonder if the word "sanitize" is even in this individual's vocabulary. Whether you're going #1 or #2, we all know that it is always necessary to wash one's hands before leaving the restroom. Are these people sick or what? It only takes a few seconds---or minutes---depending on how long and well you decide to sanitize your hands! No matter how long it takes, "Don't be a bastard™" and spread your germs…because nobody wants them! Gross!

From:stickfinger

The Dieting Fat Bastard

Okay, who are you really fooling? They're always on a diet and "watching what they eat"…yet gorging on 3 patties dripping with cheddar cheese, smothered in a "special sauce" consisting of saturated cream, and topped with a fried egg with a dollop of goat lard. Oh, the ripped-abs-quack-promoted "diet" pill that they wash down with a 10-gallon diet soda (AKA trough of chemicals and fake sugar) makes it all okay, and even somehow healthful.

From:10lbs_gone

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