Guys Dieting Fat Bastard Shirt
 
Okay, who are you really fooling? They’re always on a diet and “watching what they eat”…yet gorging on 3 patties dripping with cheddar cheese, smothered in a “special sauce” consisting of saturated cream, and topped with a fried egg with a dollop of goat lard. Oh, the ripped-abs-quack-promoted “diet” pill that they wash down with a 10-gallon diet soda (AKA trough of chemicals and fake sugar) makes it all okay, and even somehow healthful. Have you experienced the bastard...or are you the bastard!? 
 
This 100% Super-Soft Pre-Shrunk Ringspun Cotton limited edition Tee is the safest way to vent your anger and frustrations. Only 251 will be printed. Also included: sticker pack and custom baseball card. Don’t forget to check out this bastards video profile below. 
  $35.00      
STYLE# M-DFB  
 
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